lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

youngvlcanoes:

All Time Low

Of Mice and Men

Sleeping With Sirens

Pierce The Veil

Bring Me The Horizon

Panic! At the Disco

Fall Out Boy

Mayday Parade

My Chemical Romance

You Me At Six

Muse

Paramore

tahnk u

sireoinmacken:

“i’m as straight as a pole!”

how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

hioctopus:

sociopathhasthemoosebox:

uncreativeminds:

raspberryragdoll:

Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.

Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.

okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?

I ship it

badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

best-of-funny:

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

X

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

my-beautiful-nightmares:

I don’t approve of kellic.

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

mytoecold:

I was on the subway the other day when I saw this couple. I thought it was really adorable, so I hurried and took this picture. Just as I got my shot, I heard a shrill moan coming from the old woman. I looked closer, and noticed a slight thrusting coming from her partner. Suddenly it dawned on me that he was fully inside of her. He continued making soft, sweet love to her until their stop. I watched as the man carefully exited his lover. It turns out that they had pulled everything off through two small, penis-sized holes cut in their clothing; one in the crotch area of his khakis, and one in the vaginal area of her trousers. As they were about to leave, the man turned, looked at me, and said, “Never be afraid to spice things up a little bit.”

Couples like that give me hope. 

p-i-n-k-baby:

pinky-promis3:

awkobell:

e-viee:

queue

i’ll stop saying i’m ugly when i look like her

I usually don’t reblog Disney but she’s gorgeous omg