So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
All Time Low
Of Mice and Men
Sleeping With Sirens
Pierce The Veil
Bring Me The Horizon
Panic! At the Disco
Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Romance
You Me At Six
“i’m as straight as a pole!”
how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)
That was beautiful
will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
I was on the subway the other day when I saw this couple. I thought it was really adorable, so I hurried and took this picture. Just as I got my shot, I heard a shrill moan coming from the old woman. I looked closer, and noticed a slight thrusting coming from her partner. Suddenly it dawned on me that he was fully inside of her. He continued making soft, sweet love to her until their stop. I watched as the man carefully exited his lover. It turns out that they had pulled everything off through two small, penis-sized holes cut in their clothing; one in the crotch area of his khakis, and one in the vaginal area of her trousers. As they were about to leave, the man turned, looked at me, and said, “Never be afraid to spice things up a little bit.”
Couples like that give me hope.
i’ll stop saying i’m ugly when i look like her
I usually don’t reblog Disney but she’s gorgeous omg